Welcome to AIYIKES.COM, where we challenge conventional scientific wisdom through groundbreaking research that mainstream academia is too afraid to publish. Since our founding in 2024, we’ve dedicated ourselves to uncovering the hidden truths that shape our reality – or at least what we think is our reality.
Our Mission
To investigate and document inexplicable phenomena through methodologies that traditional scientists might consider “unconventional,” “improbable,” or “completely made up.” We believe that the truth is out there, probably hiding in plain sight, possibly in your refrigerator.
Our Research Standards
Every article published on AIYIKES.COM undergoes our stringent verification process:
- Statistical analysis using numbers we really like
- Peer review by researchers from parallel dimensions
- Validation through at least three conspiracy subreddits
- Confirmation by that one guy who saw something weird once
- Extensive testing in our state-of-the-art basement laboratory
Our Team
Our distinguished researchers come from diverse backgrounds including:
- Former government whistleblowers
- Self-proclaimed time travelers
- Interdimensional theorists
- That neighbor who’s always looking at the sky
- People who’ve watched every X-Files episode at least twice
Research Facilities
The AIYIKES Research Division operates from various locations including:
- Secret underground bunkers
- Converted garage laboratories
- Temporary temporal anomalies
- Steve’s mom’s basement (Thanks, Steve’s mom!)
Funding & Independence
Our groundbreaking research is made possible through:
- Cryptocurrency we invented last Thursday
- Sales of tinfoil fashion accessories
- Donations from alternate timelines
- Revenue from our “Truth Merch” store
Editorial Integrity
We maintain the highest standards of investigative integrity by:
- Using really big words
- Including lots of graphs that go up and to the right
- Citing sources that may or may not exist
- Converting everything into quantum measurements
- Making sure at least one author has a PhD in something
Review Process
All articles undergo our unique verification system:
- Fact-checking against internet forums
- Validation by at least three conspiracy theorists
- Confirmation through interpretive dance
- Approval by our resident psychic
- Verification in at least two parallel universes
Disclaimer: While most of our research findings exist in a realm beyond conventional scientific understanding, occasional correlations with legitimate scientific literature may occur. This typically happens when our researchers accidentally do real science or when reality temporarily aligns with our theories. These instances are purely coincidental and should not be interpreted as evidence that we know what we’re talking about.
For inquiries, contact us through telepathy, interdimensional portals, or if all else fails, email to info@aiyikes.com (though we’re pretty sure email is monitored by lizard people).
